Fundoo Daal and Rice
Colleague: Dude, what’s the plan for dinner?
Fundoo: You are the head chef. I am ready to eat whatever you cook. :P
Colleague: Well tried! But I am not cooking.
Fundoo: Yaar please, just daal, rice and sabzi will do.
Colleague: Bass? How about gajar ka halwa and samosa too? *frowning*
Fundoo: Ok, I’ll help cutting onions, promise. *chuckles*
Colleague: I am NOT cooking. *NOT was said quite strongly*
Fundoo: How about just daal and rice?
Colleague: I am going to Indian restaurant, you want to tag along?
Fundoo: Ok you prepare daal, I’ll prepare rice, deal?
Colleague: How long will it take you to reach there?
Fundoo: Abey, it’s so cold outside. You’ll fall sick. *made last attempt*
Colleague: Ok, so you are not coming?
Fundoo: Damn… what time?
Colleague: Be there by 8:30. I’ll make it directly from office too.
Fundoo: Bugger… it’s already 8:40 now.
Colleague: Oh shakks… hurry, the last order is taken at 9!
Fundoo: Oh good!!! Err… I mean… well… I don’t think we can make it in-time.
Colleague: See you in 10 mins… *not ready to relent in anyway, hangs up the phone*
Fundoo: *Rushes and gets into the subway train*
*It takes 2 train stations, little over 10 minutes to reach the Indian restaurant*
Fundoo: *Takes him 6 stations and little over 25 mins. How he wished he had not taken the train in wrong direction. :-*
Colleague: *Frustrated by now coz the restaurant was closed*
Fundoo: I told you daal, rice was a better option. Khalli fukkat you made me come all the way.
Colleague: Say one more word and I’ll throw you out of the train.
Fundoo: Oh! Guess it’d be too cold outside. Is it ok if I carry my jacket along? :p
Colleague: Man! You are such a useless fellow. No point talking to you.
Fundoo: But why? Aren’t useless fellows good at nothing but talking? :p
Colleague: Grrrrrrrrrr… will keep you blabber mouth shut for a while?
Fundoo: *Understands the gravity of the situation and keeps mum for while*
*After a while… in the kitchen… after every 5 mins*
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Cut onions into smaller pieces.
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Cut tomatoes into larger pieces.
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Why are you adding oil to rice?
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Why did you add tomatoes to raw daal?
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Turmeric powder in rice? Idiot!
Colleague: Abbeyyyy…kya kar rahaa hai? Get lost. I’ll do it myself.
Fundoo: *Happy Happy! The trick worked.* :D
Fundoo: You are the head chef. I am ready to eat whatever you cook. :P
Colleague: Well tried! But I am not cooking.
Fundoo: Yaar please, just daal, rice and sabzi will do.
Colleague: Bass? How about gajar ka halwa and samosa too? *frowning*
Fundoo: Ok, I’ll help cutting onions, promise. *chuckles*
Colleague: I am NOT cooking. *NOT was said quite strongly*
Fundoo: How about just daal and rice?
Colleague: I am going to Indian restaurant, you want to tag along?
Fundoo: Ok you prepare daal, I’ll prepare rice, deal?
Colleague: How long will it take you to reach there?
Fundoo: Abey, it’s so cold outside. You’ll fall sick. *made last attempt*
Colleague: Ok, so you are not coming?
Fundoo: Damn… what time?
Colleague: Be there by 8:30. I’ll make it directly from office too.
Fundoo: Bugger… it’s already 8:40 now.
Colleague: Oh shakks… hurry, the last order is taken at 9!
Fundoo: Oh good!!! Err… I mean… well… I don’t think we can make it in-time.
Colleague: See you in 10 mins… *not ready to relent in anyway, hangs up the phone*
Fundoo: *Rushes and gets into the subway train*
*It takes 2 train stations, little over 10 minutes to reach the Indian restaurant*
Fundoo: *Takes him 6 stations and little over 25 mins. How he wished he had not taken the train in wrong direction. :-*
Colleague: *Frustrated by now coz the restaurant was closed*
Fundoo: I told you daal, rice was a better option. Khalli fukkat you made me come all the way.
Colleague: Say one more word and I’ll throw you out of the train.
Fundoo: Oh! Guess it’d be too cold outside. Is it ok if I carry my jacket along? :p
Colleague: Man! You are such a useless fellow. No point talking to you.
Fundoo: But why? Aren’t useless fellows good at nothing but talking? :p
Colleague: Grrrrrrrrrr… will keep you blabber mouth shut for a while?
Fundoo: *Understands the gravity of the situation and keeps mum for while*
*After a while… in the kitchen… after every 5 mins*
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Cut onions into smaller pieces.
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Cut tomatoes into larger pieces.
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Why are you adding oil to rice?
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Why did you add tomatoes to raw daal?
Colleague: Abbeyyyy… kya kar rahaa hai? Turmeric powder in rice? Idiot!
Colleague: Abbeyyyy…kya kar rahaa hai? Get lost. I’ll do it myself.
Fundoo: *Happy Happy! The trick worked.* :D
posted by Fun_Da_Mental | 5:43 AM
19 Comments:
:P bhery smart and thus Fundoo used negative psychology or wait is this Fundoo ishtyle persuation..hats off.
that was the most underhanded thing to do! devious.. but does sound like something i'd love to try!! :D
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ABbeyyyyy...kya kar rahaa hai? Colleague ne pad liya to bahut marega.
he he he cool, I think my roomates used this trick on me..
BTW colleague ke samne sher Fundoo chuha ban gaya kya?
"Fundoo: *Takes him 6 stations and little over 25 mins. How he wished he had not taken the train in wrong direction. :-* "
u kidding ?
It's actually fun cooking at times. I luv it :) but now i dont have the infrastructure in this new abode :(
Welcome back fundoo :) :)
(yah i missed ur last post, but then u can pick ur fav excuse from that list for my delay :) )
hi fundoo good to see you back. great post, left me is splits as usual. now mara blog par darshan kyare desho saheb.
hahaahaa.. tht was funny..
u seem to enjoy his cooking there... ;)
btb, thts a nice trick.. will try and use it on my roomie too.. :D
even am bad at cooking :(
Useless fellas good at nothing but talking..errr I mean tricking their poor colleagues :P
[dreamcatcher]
LOL... na re... it's just that my expert(!) cooking skills always help me get expelled from the kitchen. :p
[desidere]
Devious?! lol. Nah that was just a natural outcome of my culinary incapability. :D
[hirdu]
Haan haan bilkul. He must not see this varna I pitayi is guaranteed. :p
[boldnbeautiful]
Chuha? LOL... if he accepts to cook every day I am ready to become anything... chuha, billi, cockroach... :p
[invincible]
No kidding! I was serious! The restaurant happens to be in the direction opposite to the regular one we take for work! And hence the goof-up! :-| But must say, you indeed read between the lines... you are the only one who noticed this!
[priyangini]
Priya ji... thbak you for stopping by. Check your comment box, I am already there. :))
[prasad]
I enoy cooking?! NO! NEVER! I only enjoy when someone cooks for me. :D
[dewdrop]
Heey raam... Fundoo jaise bhole bhaale insaan par ilzaam?! Ghor apmaan! Ees ladki ka kuchh karna padega. :-?
:D
What ever happened to good old home-delivery? I guess mommies theplas got over pretty fast.
Lesson for the moment:nothing like home made dal-rice, but home made dal-rice made by someone else.
ROTFLMAO!!!! :D
Hilarious mate!
You should come by moi cooking blog for tips! ;) *rather send ur mate to it!*
hahaha...... to funny
This works all the time with my brothers too. Just mess up the kitchen driving my BP up so that they are physically pushed out lol
Great strategy :))
[purnima]
Yeah yeah... ghar ka inventory is over now. :( But yeah s good colleague can make so much difference... especially if he knows cooking. :D
[missnupur]
Yeah yeah... tell me when you want me to come to 'The Nupur's Rasoi Show'. You can invite me as a special guest who can serve tips on how NOT to cook. :p
[Preeti and Sachin]
Glad you liked it. :-)
[Silverine]
Please make sure to let your brothers contact me. I can teach them some more strategies. :D
hey fundoo, keep repeating the last things as u did, this way u will escape cooking.... ;-) atleast for some days....
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Funny read. But that was mean. Cooking actually is fun, when someone else does it n u get to eat :)
blah!what trick worked?
you wasted so much time, energy and money just to sit back and wait for the food to be made and served.
besides how come u dint count the potential dangerous encounters that u could have had with ur colleague had u not shut ur mouth on time.:P
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